ice water is so fucking good
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not only is it refreshing but once you’re finished you can either chew on the ice or let it melt and then you have more water… choose your own adventure
*looking at my legs*: Oh my god why
*looking at my stomach*: Oh my god why
*looking at my arms*: Oh my god why
*looking at my face*: Oh my god why
*trying to exercise*: Oh my god why
*eating shitty food*: Oh my god why
*weighing myself*: Oh my god why
Me: *is walking along*
*wild genie appears*
Genie: You have three wish-
Me: *without hesitating* I WANT TO BE SKINNY, I WANT EVERY FOOD I CONSUME TO BE 0 CALORIES, AND I WANT TO BE ABLE TO LEAVE MY HOUSE WITHOUT HAVING A PANIC ATTACK.
Genie: …shit, you good?
Put this on your blog if it’s 100% alright for someone thinking about suicide to message you for a chat, even if you don’t know each other.
ED tumblr is the only place where shitting is an accomplishment
I shouldn’t have laughed
Tic-tacs are labeled sugar free but each tic-tac is nearly all sugar. They get away with this because by law for something to be sugar free it has to have less than a gram of sugar but since a tic-tac is less than a gram it can be labeled sugar free.
Um WHAT?!
Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw